Dear readers, in particular Missy,
You may have read the previous three posts and then tried your hand at tennis, only to realize you're not as good as you thought you would be!
So let me tell you this and you listen well. Donna and I both agree that these secrets we have been sharing are key to playing the perfect game of tennis, but there is more to it than just knowing what you should be doing.
For you to play the perfect game you need to believe in yourself, in what we have been telling you, and in whoever you are playing tennis with. Only if you believe in these things to the point where you don't even know you're believing in anything anymore, will you be able to play tennis and be any good at it. Otherwise, you'll just be wasting your time.
Tennis isn't easy to play, whether your know all the rules and tips or not.
So, good luck and believe.
If you have any questions concerning how you can believe in these things or about why it is important to believe in these three things specifically, feel free to leave a comment and Donna or I will answer you as clearly as possible.
I'm not quite sure if this makes sense. Why make a blog about tips to playing the perfect game of tennis if tips alone can't get you there? How does this blog help us believe in anything?
ReplyDeleteThat is a good question, Roderick, but it also shows that you don't believe in any of the things I listed. I would have to say that in your case, reading this blog is absolutely useless since there is no way a pessimistic person like yourself could ever believe in anything. I hope you find a sport you can learn to play, but Roddy ol' boy, it won't be tennis.
DeleteI GET IT!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE, SAY THIS BEFORE OR SOMETHING! ITS LIKE THE CURTAIN THAT HAD BEEN DRAPED OVER MY BODY, PREVENTING ME FROM MOVING IN FLUID MOTIONS AS I SWUNG MY RACKET HAS SUDDENLY BEEN RIPPED AWAY AND I CAN FLY NOW! Also I feel so bad for you Roderick, to never be able to feel what I feel when I play tennis now. Good luck and may your soul rest in whatever piece you may or may not be able to find in life.
ReplyDeleteI think you meant peace. That's how I can tell you're a fake. Prima makes no sense and I curse her for what she said to me. I hope everyone who reads this realizes that they really can't play tennis and roll themselves into balls and never come out again, spending the rest of their lives not flying or whatever crap happens when you play tennis.
DeleteRoderick, that is not very nice of you! Please don't comment if you don't have anything nice to say. There are really people like this young Anonymous who understand the essence of tennis and who can live happily embracing all the good around them even if you can't.
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